stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.


Our prime target is a hacker named Radical Edward, a very heavy hitter. He’s a 7 foot tall, ex-basketball pro, hindu guru, drag queen alien.


gothiccharmschool:

cutebabe:

etherealpussy:

meggygrace:

Started my Lipstick Diary and can I just say, my lips are killing me.

why have i never thought of this knowing i have 100 sumn lipsticks and they all have a story

NEEED TO DO THIS


Ooooh, clever!

gothiccharmschool:

cutebabe:

etherealpussy:

meggygrace:

Started my Lipstick Diary and can I just say, my lips are killing me.

why have i never thought of this knowing i have 100 sumn lipsticks and they all have a story

NEEED TO DO THIS

Ooooh, clever!


scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER


yakfrost:

avril lavigne is 29 that’s too fucking old to be goin through a weaboo phase



“What doesn’t kill you gives you XP.” — (via quirkygrl22)


lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY


evilhasnever:

thecatdogblog:

Cats in places they 104% shouldn’t be, from Buzzfeed

………………cats


davey-jones:

thisgirlgames:

I literally can’t stop watching this!!